College fires Professor Carol Burnett

The College of Picotechnology recently hired Professor Carol Burnett, who is a world renowned expert in comedy. The college has been rapidly expanding into this field and is pleased to have this expert now be a part of the college!Professor Carol Burnett graduated from Comedy College in 1991 with a degree in comedy. She is also interested in bird watching.If you see Professor Carol Burnett around in the hallways of picotechnology, be sure to give them a hearty "picotech" welcome. The students of the College of Picotechnology expect the best from their experience here, and with the addition of Professor Carol Burnett, we are further meeting those expectations. Remember, "Picotechnology: Small Tech, Big Ideas!" The College of Picotechnology offers a comprehensive set of tools to help researchers develop new micro-, nano- and picoscale devices, such as integrated circuits, advanced sensors, picoelectromechanical systems (PEMS), and Picofluidic systems. The college is also equipped to support picotechnology research that spans many science and engineering fields, allowing advances in areas as diverse as cybernetics, cryptography, and biomedical device engineering.

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